At its simplest definition, you're correct. However, bruddah Marcus has gifted you a turn, and a gifted turn is kinda like the herp. You can't get rid of it.

So, you'd best do some pondering and get a list posted, or the outrage shall rain down upon this thread

Oh dang. Okay, I must avoid the outrage.

Here is my current sub bucket list.

- Kentucky Fire Cured Swamp Thing

- Kentucky Fire Cured Sweets

- Montecristo Classic

- Montecristo Espada Quillon

- Ave Maria Immaculata

- Drew Estate Larutan

- HDM Excalibur

- Perdomo Habano Bourbon Barrel Aged

- AVO XO

- M Bourbon by Macanudo

- Tabak Especial

- The Griffins

- Ashton

- Any My Father cigar (mild - medium

- Any Arturo Fuentes cigar (mild - medium bodied)

Marcus thank you for the quick pickup!

Huzza, let's give it another day to see if anyone else picks you up. If not, I got you. My hesitation is just that you seem to prefer milder/medium bodied smokes, and I don't have many from your list. But I can put together something (hopefully) acceptable.

Thanks! I am happy with whatever. Worst case scenario, I can wait to smoke the fuller cigars until my tolerance builds haha. A few days ago, I smoked a corona that was medium-full bodied in 30ish minutes and it threw off my equilibrium. 😂

Having some food in you beforehand might help. I've also read recommendations of taking in sugar to counteract a nicotine rush. Honey, orange or apple juice, or just take it straight

I haven't confirmed the sugar thing. I prefer to ride it out

I have tried sugar when I first started and I would feel like I was going to call buicks. Have not had that feeling in a long time now. The sugar did help though.

Package on the way to Jake... sorry for the delayed shipping!

USPS 9505510708722341305324 , eta is Friday.

Thank you I’ll keep a look out for it No apology needed for the delay. I’m the slowest shipper on the site 😂

Excessive excessiveness has landed upon my doorstep. Damages to come

So Jake has to be getting pretty low for the holidays. Found quite the generous "5er" in the brick that thumped down on my porch. Possibly some undiagnosed foundation damage as well

Asylum Corojo romusto - good'un can't go wrong with some Eiroa

Jaime Garcia Res Esp petit romusto - nh his vitola

Cu Avana Punisher Jalepeno Popper - perfect heat

MF #4 lancero - don't believe I've had this size

Viaje Private Keep Lemon - nh

LFD 1994 Mambo maybe? - nh this vitola

DE Herrera Esteli lancero - nh this vitola

DE Herrera Esteli Conn BL lancero - nh

Warped Gran Reserva 1988 - a favorite

Espinosa Habano toro - have enjoyed

Tat Cojonu 2012 Sumatra toro - ng

Caldwell Blind Mans Bluff romusto - also a good'un

Couple a mystery lanceros, one dark and one natural - assuming nh

Just a wild guess, but I think those last two are either boutique seconds or overruns he can’t remember. Jake does know he tried all of them and moved those into his better smokes section. He thought they were phenomenal and is probably curious what I think of those. He wouldn’t typically send those out but got lucky there a few times. (He's had some Dominican overrun lanceros that taste like that fire hydrant Lee mentioned). Jake was seriously impressed with them. That's the impression I get on them anyway.

Many thanks Snake! A great selection of smokes with several new ones to try

^ 😂 that sums it up. I think lee might have gotten a double on the romustos. There was also a pepin blue lancero on the table that somehow missed the box. But yeah try those lanceros. I believe them both to be closed foot

I got shorted!?!?!?!? I'm so deprived

Man, Jake's lobbing mortars every which way. Nice one Jake!

OK, I will pick up Huzza. I'm thinking maybe I can send you some stuff from my wayback collection as those cigars tend to be a bit milder.

And I give my turn to JGRAZ.

And, since I now have a confirmed 1000+ post count and am part of the elite, does that mean I'm not a nOOb anymore? Or is it a time thing? I don't want to grow up.

Heck yeah, I’ll look forward to them! Thanks Lee!

I’ve decided since there’s always gonna be fellas on here before I joined. I’m gonna stay noob. I prefer it

Wow Marcus just kicked me in the jewels. Like. Big time. I just got **** down from my little mortar tossing. I’ve been bombed fellas

S hot is censored?

List

Marcus included a list which I’m just gonna have to retype here.

* Aldino / Julio eiroa smokes

Corojo reserva #4

Corojo reserva robusto

Aladino elegante lancero

Aladino palmas

Aladino robusto

Ranchero Luna maduro toro

* asylum /cle/eiroa

Asylum medulla natural toro

Asylum medulla maduro toro

CLE Corojo toro

Eiroa dark natural robusto

*stolen throne

Crook of the crown toro

3 kingdoms robusto

Call to arms corona gorda

Argos toro these are made for and sold by a small shpo in VA named winstons humidor

Rojas ksg (Noel rojas helps stolen throne with blends) fits in catagory

* random 5 er

Caldwell blind mans bluff Nicaragua robusto

GOTF Cerberus lonsdale

Viaje 10 plus 2.5 anniversary gold

BWS killer bee shaolin

Crowned heads four kicks maduro

I’ve been wanting to try all of these that I’ve heard of so you basically made a list for me. Of alllll those cigars I’ve only had the killer bee in a different shape/ size /vitola for you hippie purists.

I recently learned about Noel rojas having a hand in the stolen throne blends which is why I wanted to try them. Also had sent tried the ksg which is super cool

I’m pretty blown away here Marcus. Super nice selection, some I didn’t know existed. Thank you very much for the generosity. Excited to try these. Appreciate it man!

Jake is not low. See^^^^