HockeyDad
3 years ago
We invented democracy, existentialism and the bl ow job.
MACS
3 years ago
Level with me, Sporto... did ya slip her the hot, beef injection?
MACS
3 years ago
If he gets up... We'll all get up... it'll be anarchy!!
tailgater
3 years ago

Oooh, forgot Caddyshack!

Wait, also Vacation!

My wife just rolls her eyes when we go somewhere and it's closed, 'cause I am guaranteed going to say "Sorry folks, [insert destination] is closed. Moose out front should have told you."

Stogie1020 wrote:



I'm always disappointed if the person I'm saying this to doesn't get the reference.

DrMaddVibe
3 years ago
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”
DrMaddVibe
3 years ago
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
Stogie1020
3 years ago
"'Tis but a flesh wound"
MACS
3 years ago

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

DrMaddVibe wrote:



Uncle Buck!
Palama
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3 years ago
From the OR “Shaft”

DrMaddVibe
3 years ago
"You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it."
plinytheelder
3 years ago
you know, you're in more dire need of a b___j__ than any white man in history
delta1
3 years ago
what hump?

he would have an enormous schwanschtucker!

walk this way...
Palama
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a year ago
How ‘bout this one:

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Jakethesnake86
a year ago
I’m your huckleberry
I’m the snake
Jakethesnake86
a year ago
Whhhhyyyyy johhhny rings! Looks like somebody just walked over your grave….
I’m the snake
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