NO REGERTS!

Whistle had me at cream pie.

Salad in this heat almost slipped off the toilet

Needed a dam seatbelt

A 6 shot mocha gives you the needed thrust to adjust you yaw and pitch while clear of the seat. Now sticking the landing is all on you.

Cantaloupe keeps me regular...........like 6 times a day regular.Never trust an Oreo!!!

danm once trusted a fart.

Did youins sheeee-ite your pants?

Cantalopes always caused me unscheduled pit stops.

sounds like we need a seedless variety

Those give your starfish traction buddy….

Wacking off with lava soap. Just sayin…

Got a bar of it on my bathroom soap dish.

That stuff scrubs my hands to the point where a few spots can get polished, smooth and tender callouses- when I really need to use a lot and scrub hard for a while.

Can't find it anywhere but Amazon and it comes covered with dust like it's been sitting around for years. But, then again, I haven't looked for it in an auto parts store either, just supermarkets, home improvement stores, agricultural/tool and hardware stores.

Seems to have been a regularly available supermarket item years ago...

I remember it was very abrasive and did a really good .