Delta that’s a fine gift brother! Now I want a ribeye and baked tater.

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Damage report from that Sneaky Rat Bassturd JGRAZ:

The total surprise TAG! Redux arrived the other day and boy, the SFR was frickin’ LOADED! Fifteen lovelies and a majority of them Never Hads. Well done John, well done! =d>

The cigars, Never Hads unless noted:

CAO Brazilia Box Press
CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger
Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Toro Especial
Drew Estate Liga Privada No. 9 Toro - haven’t had one is a few years, nice chance to revisit
Flor de Oliva Original Toro
Forforo Limitada
Montosa Toro Maduro
Nub Habano - must be almost 10 years since I had one!
Oliva Cuba Aliados by EPC
Oliva Serie V Melanio Robusto - very good smoke
Privada Cigar Club The Good Life
Rojas Breakfast Tacos Connecticut
Rojas Breakfast Tacos Sumatra
Southern Draw Cedrus Robusto - have one napping, good time to spark that one up
Tatuaje Cabaiguan Belicoso - nh this vitola

Man, that’s a lotta Never Hads! Gonna lettum acclimate to the balmy conditions here before torching them up. Thanks again John!

Don’t, yet, have a target in mind but will figure it out in a day or so.

Well done, JGRAZ! That’s the spirit, Brother. Palama is in “never had” land for awhile.

Nice one JGRAZ.

JGRAZ droppin' bombs every which way. A one man wrecking crew tearin' this place apart.

Dang I got tagged by MJRBURN!!

Serious damage to the mailbox and humidor space here!

I’m not worthy.

MF conseca cosacos (like)
Caldwell Anastasia Kartel (nh)
Viaje Exclusivo Leaded Maduro (nh)
Oliva Monticello (nh been wanting to try)
Tat Havana VI (nh)
MF La Promesa (like)
BWS Hyena (like)
CH Sfumato (nh)
Aladino corojo (like)
AF anejo no 46 (one of my favs)
and some small hitchhikers:
JSK toothpick habano and maduro (nh)
rojas unfinished busn. (nh)
DE HE norteno (like)
DE papa fritas (like)

All very great smokes, thank you Marcus!!

Wait there’s more…A rubber tool handmade by telecaster52. Wow I’ve been needing one of these for my eyebrow burners!

Excellent work MJR! Way to stuff him with NH and smokes that he likes. 👍🏻

I came home from a tough day at work and my wife told me that someone named “mjrburn” sent a package. “Why would someone send me cigars? I’m not supposed to receive the box pass for a couple weeks and the blind fiver is supposed to from someone else”

I opened up a box to find a fine selection of cigars and a handwritten note that said “you’re it”

The damages:
MF conny (been wanting to buy)
Roma Craft Baka
Viaje 12.5 Anniversary Gold
AF 858 Rosado SG*
Crowned Heads Le Careme
MF La Opulencia*
EPC La Historia
Tat Miami 10 year
Aladino Corojo (I’ve heard excellent things about this one)
BWS Killer Bee Conny
JSK Toothpick Habano
JSK Toothpick Maduro
Rojas Unfinished Business (Never had Rojas before, but heard great things)
HE Norteno
DE papas Fritas*

* this are favorites of mine.

Everything else is NH. Also came with a telenubber shank!

Thanks Marcus! Definitely made my day. I’ll try my best to figure out something to send, but I can’t promise that it will be of this magnitude. Give me a week or so and I’m sure I can figure out a bomb and a target.

Marcus is a beast!

He was being all nice and quiet in retirement.

*big sniff*

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...


edit: BTW, Jeebs, the Vegueros, Trinidad and Montecristo are Cuban cigars...enjoy!!!

Bombs flying everywhere in here.

Palama
> DED
> Cheno

DED
> KOTC
>> ZRX
>>> LeeBot
>>>> Mraia
>>>>>>Maxd
>>>>>>>JGRAZ
>>>>>>>1) Palama >>>>>>>2)drglnc


Cheno
> JGRAZ
>> LeeBot
>>> PapaWhiskey
>>>> Stinger
>>>>>CSGamecock
>>>>>>JTS
>>>>>>>Danm
>>>>>>>>Stogie
>>>>>>>>>Tele
>>>>>>>>>>1. Delta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>2) mjrburn
>>>>>>>>>>>Jeebs>>>>>1)Cashmoneydave>>>>>>>>2)Huzza
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>)PapaWhiskey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[frypan] Head exploding 🤯

Am I getting someone’s inheritance?

Target acquisition and locked: this will be anticlimactic after the outbreak of nuclear warfare, but here goes …gentler kinder bomb on the way 💣

Tracking: 9505510121174102462246

Dang jeebs.
Your quick turn around shipping is making the rest of us look bad.

How long do you reckon I gotta let that Monte rest before I ash it? I won’t be able to sleep tonight thinking about it. This is like my teenage self getting to meet and get intimate (ahem) with Kelly Lebrock!

The neighbors are complaining about the dog rockets stacking up in the yard. I’ve got a 30 day notice…

I have a tag in mind but if there’s anyone out there who wanted to be in on this that hasn’t been tagged yet please PM me.

Coming from delta, it won't be grossly over-humified like can happen with cigars bought online. Still, I recommend letting it sit a week for every day it spends in transit.

And enjoy!