14 MARCH JTS
I was taking a nap when I was awakened by a rumbling noise and an air horn. I went to the front porch and saw a Brink’s Armored transport vehicle encased in .25” ballistic grade hardened steel and 1.5” optical plastic laminated glass windows (windshield installed at 45 degrees), with steel ram push bumbers and grill guards, dually 30” x 16” U-Shape hard plastic liner run-flat tires, powered by a Ford Navistar 6.4L long block diesel engine. Two hoppers approached armed with Springfield 1911A MILSPEC 5” 45 ACPs with lowered ejection ports, crossed cannon Cocobolo grips, and three dot fixed steel sights (the quiet guy toted a matte black Mossberg 590A1 Tactical 12 Gauge Pump Shotgun with SpeedFeed Stock, no plugs). One hopper asked if I was JEEBS. I said I was and he made me sign something then shoved a box in my hands.

This is what I found: 16 carefully curated collectibles
Asylum 13(?) Corojo Toro, from Eioro I’m interested in this guy
A&B BM Toro
Don P Garcia Original Rob aged since 2016
Don P Garcia Series JJ Rob
Henry Clay Conn BL Toro
LFD 1994 Toro
LFD DBL Claro Rob
LPH BP Morado Rob aged since 2020
Luciano Intuition Fiat Lux Roth
Montecristo Espada Oscuro Toro
RyJ by Plasencia Hab Toro - excited to try this
Room 101 Chief Cool Arrow limited release out of production San Andres Mad Toro
Room 101 The Big Payback Mad BL Rob - aged since 2015
Southern Draw Cedrus Indo Lance
Tatuaje limited release PCA 2023 Ec Sum Mad Toro

Jake, you truly are the man! I’m overwhelmed at this broad selection that includes out of production and well aged smokes. Some I’ve never heard of. As you know, I enjoy the Morado Pearl and I’m anxious to see how one with some age will taste. A couple of these are extinct and no longer available. And include was a friendly note with well wishes and a few details. Truly you are a bastion of generosity and old school ways. Thank you, thank you!

EDIT!!: Trinidad Espiritu #2 Toro, team of Fernandez and Nodal who made my favorite Aging Room Quattro

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Nice smacks Jake and Tiver.

Alright, finally got back and had some research to do.

Here’s the damages from Tiver:

-AB Tempus Natural (nh)
-AF Gran Reserva Rothschild Maduro (had and thoroughly enjoyed)
-AF 858 Anniversary Maduro (nh)
-Ave Maria Original (nh)
-Avo XO (one of my favs)
-Cohiba Red Dot (had and enjoyed thoroughly)
-Crowned Heads Mil Dias (nh)
-Espinosa Habano (nh)
-Hoyo La Armistad Gold (nh)
-LGC Classic (nh)
-Macanudo Inspirado Orange (nh)
-Macanudo Hyde Park Maduro (nh)
-Oliva Serie O (nh)
-Oliva Serie V Melanio (had, and is one of my top 10 favs)
-Punch Signature (nh)
-Southern Draw Quick Draw (nh)
-Warped Cloudhopper (had, and is also one of my top 10 favs)
-Warped Corto (nh)
-Zino Platinum (nh)

Even packed them alphabetically! Once again Tiver, thanks giving me new sticks to try and letting my revisit some old favorites.

Also, thank you Jeebs for the gifted turn.

WOWSERS! You got clobbered Huzza! Nice spread / variety on those cigars Tiver! 👏 👏

Houzza, Glad they arrived. and happy to see that a couple are on your favorites list. Hopefully a few of the NH smokes will please your palette. Enjoy!

Topped for Tiver.

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I’ve got this, Tiver. A blind fiver headed your way!
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Get him jeebs

Oh yeah…he’s dog meat. And I gift my turn to TELE… 🐕 🍖

List? Outrage!

[ram27bat]

[ram27bat] no list needed here

Oh yeah, this is the blind fiver. Thanks for getting me on track, JGRAZ. Should I have said?:

WHO WANTS TO SEND TELE SMOKES?

(Caps for emphasis only)

EDIT: Tiver, I’ve got the rockets loaded, armed and ready. I’ll post them in the A.M. and log the tracking number here in a new post.

Thanks for the pick up Jeebs , I will put the gatekeepers on alert so as not to destroy suspicious packages prior to content evaluation. As per established protocol, certain identified contents may be burned.

😂 😂 That’s the spirit, Tiver!

What is this azzhatery.
Gonna have to round up the troops.
I hear jeebs is low.

^NO, JEEBS is not low. Jeebs is fully stocked and overflowing. Someone had to offer a modicum of resistance to your wonton bombimg campaign!

Tiver, your tracking no: 9505510121174092457895

I dropped it off 20 minutes ago, I hope it gets out today.

Defcon 3

There has been a breach in the perimeter and while there are no reported casualties, early reports indicate property damage to be excessive. Somehow a bunker buster evaded the early warning systems and put a hole the size of Texas in my front porch (concrete) !!

Recon has identified a MFR box in the rubble. Initial assessment has it this thing weighs in around 60#, but these estimates are prone to exaggeration. Orders given for the recovery team to stand down until forensics can take over later today.

I’m glad it arrived! Enjoy them.

They say, "Everything is bigger in Texas". I guess I should have realized that includes Azz whoopin'!!

Now my azz is in a sling 'cause Jeebs put it there. I can't move around 'cause I'm all busted up. I might as well put a post together to document the damage.

I'm a little shaken up by this, but I believe I can see good enough through one eye (the one that's not swollen shut from the beating) to review the hand written note and compare it to the amazing package of cigars Jeebs has offered. Wow !! And I had to take one of my shoes off to get a count. Damn, there's 15 cigars here !!

AB Prensado robusto - I've only had the toro, the robusto is much welcomed
DPG Cuban Classic robusto - nh
Ezra Zion Dark Chocolate Bar (LE) toro nh
Ezra Zion Tantrum Prensado Pequena (bp corona LE) nh
H Upmann Nicaragua AJ Fernandez Heritage Toro nh
Kristoff GC Signature Series robusto nh
LGC Wavell Classic alway enjoy these
L'Atelier La Mission 1959 nh
Macanudo Inspirado Black robusto nh
Montecristo Viejo vitola R robusto nh
Padron 3000 natural nh the nat
Plasencia Alma Del Campo Travesia BP nh
RoMa Craft Neandrthal HN nh
RP 15th Anniversary Toro nh
The Tabernacle BL Maduro Lancero - nh have other size in humi, but haven't tried yet

One bag of Praline Pecans - a local offering from Jeebs area nh until I chomped on a few while writing this up - deelish

Damn son, Mike Tyson never threw a punch like that in his whole career. It's a full on KO!!.

What can I say Jeebs? Thank you for the incredibly generous assortment. Most of these have been on my radar one time or another while surfing the web. Definitely looking forward to each of them.

It's been said before, "nOOb PIB" ? Ain't much of anything nOOb in this batch