I had to run into the grocery store today with the 5 year old. We picked out a couple of little pumpkins for her pre-K class since the teacher had asked for a few, then headed down the aisle for BBQ sauce, which was what we went in for to begin with. Half way down the aisle, she stops, reaches onto the shelf and slowly picks up a big bag of Funyuns and looks at me like "we should get these". My eyes teared up a little and I thought to myself "tell me what color sports car you want, sweetie. "

Stogie1020 wrote:

Had a buddy in college, after a day of beer drinking, grabbed a bottle of golden grain (same as everclear) and took a swig. Headed straight to the bathroom and vomited. Came back out and grabbed the bottle again. Repeated the process 5 times before we were able to wrestle the thing away from him.

Sober, he was a highly intelligent engineering student. Drunk, he was a dumb azz

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Funyuns are a chemical concoction that while delicious, is not food.

Gene363 wrote:

But...but...its what Ive been using as a topping for meatloaf...after they're crushed. I also use redhot cheezits instead of breadcrumbs for the binder.

DrMaddVibe wrote: