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BuckyB93
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#141

Who ordered this snow? We got like 5" overnight and it's still falling on and off. Later they say it will turn to rain. It's franking April, we don't need snow! Good day to just do some nothingness, clean the house and cook. Prolly do some grilled chicken and use leftovers for some chicken Cesar salad for work lunches.

The 3D printer is making up a bunch of these to give out to friends.
https://makerworld.com/en/models/1109193-spiral-easter-egg-fidget#profileId-1105476

An elderly friend hosts a Bingo night at the senior center so she can give them away for a boobie prize.
Mental note: Try to find a 3D model of boobies to print out and hand out for boobie prizes

Plus my brother requested some more flipping the bird key chain things.
https://www.printables.com/model/311548-flip-keychain-the-bird-middle-finger

I think I've printed out a thousand of these (no exaggeration) for friends to hand out. Folks find them funny They are scattered all around Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Florida, Wisconsin. If someone flips you the bird on their key chain, it might have come from me.

My little part to help spread the love in the world. Normally I don't give a F&ck but I guess I have some more F*cks to give.

Edited by user a year ago | Reason: Not specified

Gene363
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#142

Good Saturday Morning to All! it's a cool partly cloudy 58° on the way to 67° today.

Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. DED!

The escape pod: https://cigarbid.freeforums.net

fourfear
Connoisseur

a year ago

#143

It’s a good morning for a smoke. 61 to 85 today.

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#144

mazel tov on the big A Day Mr and Mrs DED

Palama
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#145

Morning peoples. Our 34th today.

Guess I need to take Spunky out to a nice dinner. 🤔

deadeyedick wrote:

Hau’oli la Ho’omana’o!

Enjoy your night out. 🍺

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#146

So, had the end of my driveway taken out and repoured so I don't have to get planks out every time I take my new toy for a drive. Were told not to drive on it for a week. 2 days later a delivery truck pulls right over the tape and spins its tires pulling up the incline.

Long story and several phone calls short, FedEx is giving me a 22% discount on my concrete work

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#147

Congrats Mr & Mrs DED! Only 16yrs and 65 days behind you, but who's countin'?

BuckyB93
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#148

So far my accomplishment for the day is to purge some of the tuperware containers.

If the bottom didn't match a top. Gone.
If the top didn't match a top. Gone.

Maybe tomorrow's goal, after I do laundry, I'll try to match my socks and purge the sock drawer from mismatches. Then again, I could the mismatches instead of toilet paper. Save a few trees and stuff.

I set the bar high for my weekend chores.

DrafterX
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#149

Received an unexpected Cheese Bomb today... some good eating ahead.. already sampled a few curds.. greatly appreciated 8..!! 🤣

BuckyB93
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#150

Fresh curds are the bomb. I miss me some curds.

Even better is if you go to a local watering hole for some deep fried curds. That's some yummy $hit.

For transparency, I'm rather biased on that opinion.

Edited by user a year ago | Reason: Not specified

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

a year ago

#151

Received an unexpected Cheese Bomb today... some good eating ahead.. already sampled a few curds.. greatly appreciated 8..!! 🤣

DrafterX wrote:

You've been on my list for a while, Drafter. Just in case you had an inkling, I went the route of the long con- waited a whole year.

Why the cheese went all the way to Dallas was a head scratcher. In the early 1990's, cheese faired poorly there- against the Cowboys.

Happy to bring a smile.

danmdevries
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#152

BuckyB93 wrote:

Just don't flush em.

Was at a party when I was in my teens, and I had to drop a deuce NOW. Found a bathroom and relief, but no TP. No kleenex. Eyed the towel for a moment but opted for socks. And my young drunk self flushed two cotton crew socks.

I did find a plunger and averted an immediate crisis. It was in the cabinet with the extra rolls of TP.

Edited by user a year ago | Reason: Not specified

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

a year ago

#153

danmdevries wrote:

Or, you needed more socks.

Stogie1020
Herf-A-Holic

a year ago

#154

Congrats DED!

Power company came out at 3 am and replaced the transformer between my yard and my neighbor. It looked like it had been leaking oil for some time and finally failed. Very sleepless night since my kids kept freaking out because no night lights, no hall light to get to the bathroom, etc. My 8 year old confessed this morning that she woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out because it was so dark she thought she had gone blind...