Grandma's blue hair....blue, pink, or lavender, that has to be the most creative

the toe jam is used on the vintage cabinet series, in which inside the cabinet is stuffed the breath from the homeless under the local underpass after they scored on a case of canned cat food. The toe jam is then whipped into a fondu and garnished with lark's vomit, as used in hospitals. It is promoted by a nude lady sitting in a bath holding one of the cigar boxes while Walter Cronkite applies gangrene to the spanish cedar.

Canine excrement!

this place has gotten gross in my absence cj

lone wolf : a blend of five different scoops of Haitian compost held together with a dried dog feces binder with a dyed used toilet paper wrapper. JonR

This fascinating cigar tastes of colon breath and leathery old lady smell. It is enhanced by the intoxicating aroma of burning pubic hair covered in crab eggs. It was rated a 90+ by Cigar AssFingering magazine.

I have to much time on my hands..........Leon

"Unlike America’s declining wolf population, the cigar brand, Lone Wolf, is alive and well. From the early days of the cigar boom, Belushi and Chuck Norris’ brand found a nice niche in the marketplace. Now, under new management, the brand is still made by some of the industry’s better
manufacturers and a cigar that has earned a place for itself in the ranks of America's “premium” cigars. "
(dog rocket)