Yea I've lost a nice Don Alberto during a round from them sliding off the beverage holder where you set your frosties on the center console! drove around looking for it like an idiot.

I cant play golf and smoke a cigar at the same time. I dont know what it is but I lose the cigar within 2 holes. I need some sort of contraption to keep it attached to my bag when Im up for a shot. Anyone have any suggestions? Hey eze, if golf is for pussies, maybe you should get out there more often huh?

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How's things been Davey? Haven't heard much from you lately?

daveyg ... where you been man?? I've asked about you several times and no answer ...

hey, try making a small hole in the mouth end of your cigar, thread a string through it and wear it around your neck, sorta like those "granny-glasses" chains ... betcha that flame end touching your chest will remind you frequently of where the 'gar is ...

Hey guys, Ive been busy as hell and trying to smoke as much leaf as possible. I havent been on the forum for a while and felt the need to revisit. I have to make it a point to get on here at least once a day. Havent spoke to you guys ina while. Sorry, you know I love ya. Hopefully I can keep this up.

The cigar on a string isnt a bad idea actually!!! Ill probably burn my ass while im wearing it so Ill see how that goes. Keep the beer flowin and the leaf burnin.

Dave

In regards to Daveyg. Lighten up sister!! Sorry your dreams of playing the LPGA never panned out. I apologize if I hit a sore spot. Now put on your apron...get back into the kitchen and fix me a steak!!

it's best not to put your smoke on the ground while golfing, ever seen how much nuclear fertilizer they put on a course ?
but then, why not live dangerously ?

I don't play golf and I don't cook...

Eze, I admit that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Now can I golf from the red tee box and wear tank tops while I golf?

eze, only if you make me. good luck.

I would never hit a lady. Unless she was really ugly and had a ****.

eze, why dont you follow this link and read how much of a lady I am. Im willing to bet you wont want to hit me regardless.

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=9&messageDisplay=0000000004501 

NOW,NOw,now...Davey, I thought I was the only one allowed to push your buttons...

;)

Eze, you better play nice!

If eze and daveyg are gonna brawl, I wanna watch ...

but eze ... I know a little about DaveyG and gotta be upfront and tell you frankly, my money'll be on him if you decide to go ahead and take that swing ...

Save your money kids. Just busting a little balls. But I can mix it up with the best. Anyways, sponge bob square pants just came on..I goota go.

Steve and E-Chick, no buttons pushed here 🙂.

Dave

You all are hilarious its my first visit to this forum. I lost so many cigars - I remember taking out a nice new cigar, putting in on the cart seat while I wnet to the green to putt out. I started to drive to the next tee when I remembered it - I never saw it again. I looked all around, came back later and looked again. Nothing. Never could figure it out. 😞 lol!

Don't mess with Davey,,,he smokes Lone Wolfs. A tougher man than I.

I often read that a cigar is good on the golf course.

What does this mean???

Will I lose less balls, will I care less when I lose a sleeve of my freshest balls?

To me, golf and cigars are like sex and cigars. Play the course, and not your opponent!

Our much beloved past president felt that sex and cigars went well together too ... I, on the other hand, find myself far too otherwise occupied to even consider the merits of a cigar during sex, much less enjoy one ...

Golf and cigars, however, is a good combination ... whether walking the course or riding a cart, a cigar suits the pace of the game and the leisurely enjoyment that it brings ...