Is it steak and knobber day??

If so, your attitude is soon to change my friend.

*no disrespect to Heather, knobbers are part of a wife's duty*

You sir are a throwback to the old days when women were considered sexual objects, and were only a bit more then property of their husbands.

I love that about you...

*just kidding all you over sensitive weenies*

(otherwise known as The Good Old Days)

Amen, bruddah...Amen.

Speaking of that, I think its time ....

"HONEY! Make me a Sammich!"

Hey... you know how it works... you do the dishes, wash the car, do the yard maintenance, fold the laundry, pay the bills, do the car maintenance, change lightbulbs, buy her those frilly panties and diamond rings, make sure she gets the best cut of steak when you're cooking, buy her flowers and cards and clothes and take her out to dinner... and then she gets to cater to your every whim in the... ahem... bedroom.

Seems to me the women should WANT to go back to the 'good old days' too. I mean, think about it... she gets all that stuff... and while she is 'catering to your needs' she gets her needs met too.

If I was a broad, i'd be a slut.

(cleaning the blood off of my keyboard and icing my lip)

I just forgot how to type...

Asks Sledn, can you type for me please? Oh wait, he would have to stop playing Nascar 2005 on XBox.

I will ponder my thoughts...

Just got back from eating way too many bowls of Gater bait chili.

Had a great time (Thanks Mav), spent quite a bit of time with Baron (lucky dog won 2 raffles) and got to hear some wonderful bagpipe music.

Really cool.

The chili cook off was a success. Winners in the peoples choice catagory won by the number of dollars put in the bucket by their chili. Mav came in 1st. (Tank really liked his chili) Only suggestion was to add noodles.

Oh, and passed around the cookies too.

Mrs. Mav - Maggie - what a girl. Not everyone can carry off Red combat boots and a kilt. She can.

Gotta go take care of the heartburn.

ttyl.

Deb

The mavs were the best looking couple in kilts for sure. An awesome event and great people. Can't wait for the next event/poker game.

To Mrs. Tank

The cookies made it home but they did not survive. My youngest had a friend sleeping over. This morning I got to have the stragglers for breakfast. Delicious

Thanks again to all

Baron

What a great time! Thank You very much Tanks and Baron for coming out! We had a blast and got to herf...thanks for helping making my chili the"peoples choice" it did help that I started bribing people with Debs smore's cookies!!!!! man those are rockin....

Had a couple for breakfast with coffee.

It was great to meet Baron and to all get to sit around and talk smart for a while!

Thanks for the gifts you guys brought as well....B/SOTL's that went way above and beyond!

I only wish I wouldnt have sworn myself to secrecy about the whole Baron....Swing.....Lime Green Thong....Broken femur thing....oh well...

p.s. poker night min two weeks out...but it will happen!