banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

adroomi--new word....and great philosophy.

8track--have you seen inside your shoe and sock? you would be hard pressed to grow fast either. plus i reckon the physical pressure from the shoe would stunt you, whereas the hands are FREE.

db--laughing burns a WHOLE lot more calories, so see a psychiatrist and work it out 😉 😉 😉

but seriously, if you eat 1 banana (110 calories) an hour and do that head banging thing, you would LOSE weight......i guess that wasn't so serious. disclaimer on the "but seriously"!

My cat food smells like my cat's breath.

I'll bet Popeye's fourth nephew Poopeye has a really crappy outlook on life!

powdered non-dairy creamer is flammible.

Once I watched one of my cats happily licking its butt for about 5 minutes. He stopped and my (13 yr old) daughter walked in picked him up and recieved a lick across her lips and nose.

She smiled until I explained what she just kissed.

A polar bear can smell a human for upto 20 miles away.

A human can smell a polar bear from about 10 ft away...

once.

XO=Xx10

The animal who's vagina most resembles a humans in regards to size, shape, and design is a polar bear.

damn!!!!!!

...and I've been spending all my time with Sheep.

damn!!!!!!

...and I've been spending all my time with Sheep.

eeeuoooooooooooow-

diddn't need to know that-

still trippin' over the 92 %

Regarding #85..

Why did you have to tell me that?? Now I'm going to have to go home and try it.

Peeing into a head wind produces wet shoes. X

Before toilet paper the sailing crews of Spain and Portugal used to use the frayed ned of an old anchor cable.

Is that toilet paper .... no frayed knot

Margarine is but one molecule from being PLASTIC.

oh my andytv....

that was Baaaaaaaaaaaad !

no, really, 92%?

ddandb,

you gotta sprinkle the non-dairy creamer and light the dust as it drop--TOO FUN! did it in college. smells like roasted marshmallows.