Lalo very macho.

Lalo command Pablo to pick up Lalo's bar of soap.

Lalo very lonely.

Señor Slim, I was just told that a package arrived!

Getting trembly, sweaty hands, oh wait, that's because I haven't eaten. LOL!

Can't wait to see it!!!

(What a hypocrite, I am. I tell you not to send anything, then I get giddy like Oprah in front of cheesecake!) LOL!

Pablo ... what am I going to do with you? I just got your package today, and I find ***ANOTHER*** 5 lbs. of 100% 'green' Kona coffee beans, and a bag a Macadamia nuts to go along with it ?!? INCREDIBLE !!!

What am I going to do about this?

I just got back from the post office ... and I just nailed you with a box of Joya de Nicaragua Antaño Churchill and a Swiss Army 'Night Force' watch. When you are stumbling around at night in the jungle ... you will be able to see what time it is ... LOL!

Remember ... this is not going to be over until I say it's over ... 😉

Just wave the white flag, call yourself Frenchie McBlood and sit back and watch Slim and Pablo duke it out.

Then hit their asses on the down-low with a bogus return address.

;^)