rayder1
23 years ago
That's a symptom of Havanamultiplicosis. It's a disease which spreads from the first cigar in your new humidor.

One day there's a few. And even after steady smoking, there's always more.

Your bank account mysteriously drains, you family leaves, your mind thinks of nothing but cigars.

The cure is to send 3 cigars to everyone on the forum. I guarantee you will no longer suffer from this dangerous affliction.
Tobasco
23 years ago
rayder1 is right. I feel like I should help too. Put me on the list for the 3 Stogies. Mag
justforfun
23 years ago
I'm hopelessly addicted too. I need Cigaranon. Just bought my 4th humidor (can no longer control my behaviour and seem to always give in to my cigar impulses). Is there help??? 🙂
SteveS
23 years ago
Yes ...

send everything to me ...

as soon as possible ...

huskey
23 years ago
justforfun, No known cure for this disease.
cliffie3d
23 years ago
Laughing at Huskey's advice concerning the short commute problem: "slow down"!

You, my friend, have a classic case of ODO (Order Disorder). Identified by a slight odor of burning plastic. No known cure. Welcome to the colony.
Doctor_roe
23 years ago
Ugh...Just bought my 4th Humi. A smaller 50 count to hold my most cherrished smokes. Think the wife will survive the 300 count table top? I must have at least 1 bid going each day.
Santyth
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23 years ago
Whee... Add Ashton Aged Maduro #20 and Torano St. Charles to the list now, and whatever else I can't resist bidding on today...
GTofMurphy
23 years ago
DAMM CIGARBID!!
OK, here is the Problem. I agreed with my wife a year ago to "stop smoking cigars" because she quit smoking cigarettes. With this agreement in place that I "won't smoke anymore cigars" I feel I can continue to keep my humidor (holds 50) stocked with Cigarbid gems and continue smoking cigars "under the radar" with no action taken. Here lies the problem. I just won a 20 piece order which fills my humidor to the rim and I keep on seeing more cigars on Cigarbid that "I must have”.
Do I; A) Stop looking at Cigarbid each day/hour and let the deals go by until I smoke some of my "bounty"?
B) Attempt to re-negotiate the stop smoking cigars "threshold" C) Start storing offsite i.e. friends, office , trunk of my car. D) Get divorced and buy as many Lone Wolf/ Hamilton House/Dog Rockets cigars from Cigarbid I can get with the money left over paying child support. Any thoughts - This should be good.
SteveS
23 years ago
Without knowing more about your wife, it's impossible to fully advise you on that question ... but, in general, if you married her in the first place and have produced children, it seems to me there's at least some hint that she's a keeper ...

That means below the radar purchases and offsite storage, IMNSHO
THL
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  • Herf-A-Holic
23 years ago
She must already know that you're a liar and a sneak. Surprise her and tell her the truth. That'll set her back.

"Once the trust is gone, it'really no fun lying to them anymore.": Norm Peterson
GTofMurphy
23 years ago
THE TRUTH IS TO EASY. I KNOW, I WILL GET HER SMOKING CIGS AGAIN
CulleyJC52
23 years ago
Buy her a carton for XMAS, if you want her to have black lung.

Cigars, versus, cigarettes??????????? no comparison.

Maybe make a deal. Each of you allowed one for one, for every cigar you smoke, she has one cigarette, you both win.
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