rick3985
Thursday, January 5, 2006 1:26:00 PM
Happy Slappin' ----- If your happy and you know it, clap your hands.... if your happy and you know it clap your hands.... if your happy and you know, then your face will surely show it..... etc.etc.etc.....
rick3985
Friday, January 6, 2006 8:17:00 AM
Come on, it was funny.....
jetblasted
Friday, January 6, 2006 8:18:00 AM
I've Got Fisters on My Blisters ...
Lunch Money Surf
Friday, January 6, 2006 9:05:00 AM
Cramming a Purple-Headed Womb Ferret Into the Box - In the highlands of Scotland, where the purple-headed womb ferret (so-called because of it's highly prized pelt and unusual burrowing behavior) is considered a delicacy, many are raised in a movement restricting box from the time that they're weanlings - in the same fashion as calfs are bound to produce veal. This technique produces a succulent meat but is abhorred by many animal rights groups as barbaric. Typically done once a year on "Box Cramming Day" it is a celebration replete with bagpipes and lots of malty scots whiskey.
ryantp
Friday, January 6, 2006 9:07:00 AM
Rubbin' one out: the act of rubbing a knot out of a muscle.
tailgater
Friday, January 6, 2006 9:14:00 AM
masterbating: A more highly skilled version of the baiting technique.
andytv
Friday, January 6, 2006 10:32:00 AM
LMS......and Haggis?

Beatin One Down - Using blunt force to manipulate one from a standing, or erect, posture to a significantly more relaxed profile.

jetblasted
Friday, January 6, 2006 10:53:00 AM
cranking one off ...
penzt8
Friday, January 6, 2006 4:53:00 PM
In my best Burgess Merideth voice - "Taking ole one eye to the optometrist" - taking your one eyed friend for an exam