Bite me.

!*@^# you and the horse you rode in on.

or just FYATHYRIO

Sorry tailgater, MACS(SW) used that one on me yesterday.

Of course, there's always You Hoover...which has many implications, being a vacuum cleaner and a cross-dresser.

I had a friend whose mother was an honest to goodness debutante. She used to say, "Well, isn't that/aren't you just precious."

I claim all rights to "Boy Howdy"

talk to the hand

I think i'll go with a Canadian favorite that doesn't have to be censored, but pretty much means the same thing as **** off...

Take off, eh?

Of course, 'Trading Places' had the funniest instance of the '**** off' comment, if you remember... Clarence Beaks was using a phone booth and there was a guy standing real close... he says to the guy on the phone "Hold on a second" covers the receiver and looks right at the guy and says "**** off" then goes right back to talking on the phone.

so let me get this straight....

when someone uses a cliche that has been used forever by virtually eveyone at some point or another, from that point on they are the only ones allowed to use it...as if they were clever enough to invent it?

I don't really care, just want to understand the rules.

that said... I'm going to steal tranny's line and tell myself... get lost pal lol

Fugg it... i'll just go with **yanked by SteveR@CigarBid from now on.

Some Southernisms you can use:

"Don't kick a sleeping dog"

"That dog won't hunt"

"Does a bear s---t in the woods"

"You done it that time, Bubba"

"That tears it"

"kiss my sisters black cat's a-s" from "The Wild Bunch"

"Get your a-- outta my face"

Charlie