Erik, I would never turn you or anyone else in. Like I told Liz a while back, if someone makes you mad then tell them off and be done with it. Besides, I live with Rugrunner. That was no personal attack, baby!
Sounds like we got us a road trip in the making. I won't fly, so I'll take the train and meet you guys in Vegas. There is one that goes to Reno, and I'm pretty sure I can get to Vegas from there. I promise I'll keep my hands in my lap.