thats the whole problem... you think your going to rip a good ole fart.. and you end up crapping down your leg!!! haaaaaaaa

where the hell is bloody.. i know the ole spandiard has done this before.. prolly on his lawn tractor! lmao!!

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where is Andytv when we need him

Ahhhh...the dreaded Hershey Squirts.

That's when my wife makes me do my own laundry. LOL

This thread is full of crap.

I "torpedoed" a Japanese family in Clearwater,FL in '83. The place we were staying in was too far down the beach and I was swimming in the Gulf. Couldn't hold it. "FIRE TUBE 1". It was running "hot, straight, and normal" on the surface carried by the current right toward a Japanese Family floating on their raft.

>Dude, go home. Now.

That was an insanely brilliant funny comment!

I am still cleaning up my monitor. Tomorrow, the keyboard.

I think i had better be careful today!!!!

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These are some of the funniest stories. I heard three from friends.

One guy was with his wife who refused to pull over because they were almost home. He jumped out at a red light, ran to the median to wait toi cross to the gas station. As he was on the island in his white shorts he tried to release a little turdulence.( farting around an obvious turd looking for release) Well he shat himself and had to run across the street dropping chunks as he went. His wife drove off leaving him stranded. Eventually she returned after he cleaned up a bit in the gas station bathroom and was walking home.

My dad always tells me the story of when he was in basic training...

There was this one guy that every night after shower he would hop up on his top bunk, throw his towl off, **** his ass over the side RIP ONE.. and say "this one's for the sarge"

Well.... one night... he did is usual routine.. cocked his ass over the side of the bunk...guy walks by... goes to rip one... "this ones for the sarge".. and little did he know.. but his supper did not solitify for him.. and he shot a brown streak ALL OVER the dude that was walking by!!!!

dad said it was soooo da*n funny.. and luclky the guy was really little and didnt kick his a** haaaaaaaaaaa

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