My name's Tanker. My friends call me Tank. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem.
Nooo! Noooo!
Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah, I do. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I smoke a lot of aggression... along with a lot of Guhrkas! Ha Ha Ha! Guhrkas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
I'm going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin' Machine! Ha ha ha ha!
