There's only ONE Judas!

I am pro-Jesus!

What about the Bhagavad-gita and the vimana? I thought the Kama sutra was "hard" enough. Now there's UFOs and nuclear wars. Alls I'm saying is planet nibiru is coming back and Xenu ain't gonna be happy. Dear Tom cruise this confusing.

The Flying Cigar Monster told me not to believe all that ancient crapola. He said HE is the true one, and from now on HE will speak through me. I feel honored, and yet humbled by his large flying binderness.

You azzhats are welcome to join the fold....but you need to send me a box of your very best, aged, ISOM stix in order to elevate yourselves to entry level.

Further enlightenment instrux will follow.

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