> Playing fetch the stick with Fido vs...
Playing try to avoid having your toes impaled by razor-sharp talons under the blanket. A little more challenging and entertaining than throw the stick--bring it back. Throw the stick again--bring it back. Throw the stick over there this time--bring it back.
> Taking a walk along the beach with Rover vs...
Walking your Siamese in Big Bear while the bluejays dive-bomb him, shrieking at the tops of their lungs. In all honesty, I think I enjoyed it much more than the cat did.
> Frisbee vs fur ball.
I prefer playing Frisbee with someone who can throw it. (Throw the frisbee, bring it back. Yawn.)
> blind devotion vs calculating sneak.
Oh, puhleeze! Did you *just* get a dog??? Dogs are just as sneaky and opportunistic as cats. Cats are just better at it.
> lifelong pal vs household fixture.
Don't get that one at all. Have you *ever* owned a cat??
> Dog vs Cat. No contest.
Interesting, considering that cats surpassed dogs as the pet of choice in America quite a few years ago.