Would you have sex with me for 1 million dollars?....YES.....Okay then just give me 20 bucks worth!

could you use an extra hundred?

"If I said you have a nice body....would you hold it against me?"

or

"Sure I love you....you got any sisters?"

bud had me rolling with the sister line!!!

Excellent.

If Monica looked like you, Clinton wouldn't have lied about it.

Here's a true one said by my now wife when I was in highschool: We were at Dairy Queen eating sundaes. Now, I hate nuts and I was picking them off my ice cream. She's not a big fan of cherries took her off with her spoon. She turned to me, held the spoon up and said, "I'll give you my cherry if you give me your nuts." Nuff said 🙂

KC

" .... what type of vacuum cleaner do you have ? ..."

Do you make like the birds at Capistrano? You know, Swallow? X

..."I wouldn't kick you out of bed...unless there was more room on the flooor!"...

Once my old man was dancing with one of the ladies at his Elks lodge. Being the flirtatious type and refering to his cologn, she said to him, "Lou, you smell so nice, what do you have on?" Being the smartass type he replied, "It's a hard-on Lucille but I didn't know you could smell it?"

True story.

When I was single and doing the Bar Scene's... I used this one quite often,Especially in a busy/crowded space...

when you make Eye Contact with the Woman... point to her and then turn your finger around and motion with it for her to come to you... if and when she does... lean up and tell her: I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger!!!!

I had them with that... or let them tell me that was Gross/Sick/pervert... but later as the drinks flowed and they thought about it... 90% of the time GOAL!!!!!!! GOAL!!!!!!!!!

and the other 10% a twenty to 50 spot always finished out the night!!!!

Laterzzzz

Hog

I just fan 10 100 dollar bills out on the bar, at my age I dont have time to fool around with lines! LOL Hope the wife dont see this. I only used 5 on her!!

Do you have a mirror in your pockets? Cause I sure do see myself in your pants!!

Make sure you duck when you say this though and make sure their glass is empty!!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

🙂

I dont say anything, I just sit there and lick my eyebrows.