Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 8:03:00 AM
After careful consideration and review of the posts on the MISC board, there are a number of subjects and comments which should now be considered “off limits”. I.e., “THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!!” I don’t want anyone to get their panties in a wad, so here’s the list of things which MUST be avoided.

1. Politics. No political discussions, posts, comments, inferences, references, etc… Please note, this includes references to candidates, presidents present and past, congressmen, etc… Also, PLEASE! We’re coming up on an election, no comments on the candidates as this could be construed as incendiary by “the whiners” and their undergarments may end up in the aforementioned undesirable location.

2. Military. This ties in with politics, but is slightly different. No postings or references regarding military action, support, lack of support, hyper support, questioned support, athletic support, or any type of support. This includes, but is not limited to:

a. Support Groups

b. Support Hose

c. Support of terrorism, etc…

3. Religion. While there hasn’t been much on this subject, it is clearly radioactive and MUST be avoided. Also, there should be no references to God period as this may be offensive to atheists. I.e.,

a. God Bless our Troops.

b. OMG (Oh My God)

c. And the ever popular, GD should all be avoided.

Please note, (a) actually violates both discussing religion AND the military and should be expressly avoided!

4. Sexism. This is a new one, but many of the posts on the Pics board are sexual in nature and therefore CLEARLY off limits. This could be construed as harassment by many and obviously offensive. I.e., the girl in the car? Come on folks! How many women could be easily offended by this sort of post? I would never want to offend a woman with my post.

5. Bashing cigars. This is a problem because some folks enjoy them, i.e., Rick and his Frogs. So therefore, the term “Dog Rocket” should here to fore be stricken from our vernacular. It would be very un-PC to make someone feel bad that they were smoking inferior sticks. So we’ll all praise every smoke.

6. Bashing repeated posts, i.e., cello on/cello off? Etc… These should all be tolerated with a thin-lipped smile. Otherwise, the poster could be offended, and we certainly don’t want that.

I’m sure there are many more potentially offensive subjects and actions that could be taken, please feel free to add to this list because for the love of, oh wait a minute, jeepers creepers, golly gosh, we don’t want to offend anyone.

Oh, one last thing, no “disguised” profanity. I.e., He!!, F*cking, b!tch, etc… This could be offensive and by all means, we don’t want to offend anyone.

Please comply with these recommendations and I’m sure we’ll all be much happier. Much more board, but much less offended.

rastusmcnair
Thursday, April 24, 2003 8:38:00 AM
Jesus Robby! Me and My B*tch were just sitting here smokin' some Frogs, (unlike some of You Guys with Your Elitest, overpriced DogRocket sticks),when We saw Your post. What is this? Some kind of Big Brother Right Wing political agenda to suppress Our freedom of speach? I'll be laying in the road blocking traffic before I let THAT happen!

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 8:45:00 AM
MODERATOR!! MODERATOR!! I'M OFFENSIVE!! I mean, I'm offended! YANK YANK YANK!
Spiny Norman
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:06:00 AM
Funny $hi! Robby!
octowings
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:13:00 AM
No more talk about alcohol. Some of us may be

alcoholics and we might fall off the wagon, or

is that go back on the wagon. (haha)

...octo

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:15:00 AM
Good one Octo, good one. Also, I think the term "YANK" should be stricken. It may offend those with sexual addictions.
Tobasco
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:20:00 AM

Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!

Mag

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:26:00 AM
And while we're at it, "SLIMSLAPPED". That could conjure up all manner of unseemly visual images. It should be stricken.
octowings
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:43:00 AM
Mr.Mean should be ejected.

He's just MEAN. This board

should only be for kind people.

Where's Mr.Kind when you need

him?

...octo

octowings
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:45:00 AM
BTW...Bush could be a political

or a sexual connotation!

Mr.Mean
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:45:00 AM
If I am mean, can I be offended? Hmmmmm.

Very philsophical...

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:46:00 AM
Another good point Octo! Mean's handle has to go. Mean? We'll be expecting you to register as Mr. Kind as some may be offended by that handle, i.e., Agoraphobics and high-impact Agoraphobics.
Mr.Mean
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:48:00 AM
I'm afraid the name Robby can be offensive also.

If you break it down Rob by: Somebody could see that and relate to when they were robbed by ________.

Payment for damages could ensue and, well, we just don't want that.

octowings
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:52:00 AM
RICKAMAVEN is always shouting his name.

Let's try to use our "Inside" voices!

...octo

octowings
Thursday, April 24, 2003 9:55:00 AM
And E-Chick. Women are not Chicks,

they are women and should be treated

that way.

IMO there's a lot of E-Pigs on these

boards!

...octo

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:06:00 AM
More good points, and ... forbid we ever see the return of "E-xxxx" where xxxx rhymes with clock and is significant of a rooster...

When this list is completed, I’ll compile it and send it to customer service. Thanks for all of the good input!! You’re all such wonderful people and I apologize for being so brutish before. It was touch and go there for a while, I kept touching myself and they kept asking me to go. DOH! Sorry, old habits die hard, that won’t happen again.

Mr.Mean
Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:21:00 AM
Your too close to your sensitive side.

Wait for the next female to pass and say "Nice ass".

E-Chick
Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:41:00 AM
Three things:

1] "It" SHOULD be stricken...

2] Octo still thinks I'm a woman...are you forgetting that real women DO NOT smoke cigars??? The farce is up...

3] Wait for the next woman to pass and GRAB her nice ass...

LONG LIVE THE NEW RULER - ROBBY!

Note to self: can't wait to get Robby-Rammed or is it reamed?

Robby
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Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:44:00 AM
you guys are cracking me up! and I'm in a meeting!! now stop it!!! I'd like some constructive recommendations on things that should be yanked, er um "pulled", ahhh, stricken.

Thank you.

hoagie55
Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:46:00 AM
Reamed, rammed, it's all the same for Robby!