#2 LOL. Ever see that episode of Taxi when Jim is trying to take his driver's license written test?
What does a yellow light mean?
Slow down.
Whhhhaaaat dooooeeeessss a yelloooooow liiiiighht meeeeaaan?
Slow down.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeesss
You get the idea. Funny as hell.