jimmy@ctconnect.com
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 12:42:00 PM
"... if you can make me scream .... I'll make you breakfast ...."
DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 12:51:00 PM
I don't want to own you, I just want to test drive you.

I actually heard a guy say this. When the woman came back from the bar she had a pitcher of beer with her and poured the entire thing on this guy.

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 12:52:00 PM
..." so just screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Velma? ..."

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 12:57:00 PM
... I've already got the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U ..."
xibbumbero
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 1:02:00 PM
I lost my phone #,can I have yours? X
xibbumbero
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 1:03:00 PM
Hey baby,how about a free mustache ride? X
plabonte
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 1:15:00 PM
You are a 10 on my looks scale. That means I have to drink 10 beers before I can bare to look at you.
merlin9052
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 4:55:00 PM
Hello sweetheart,just wanted you to know,as long as i have a face you'll always have a place to sit!
Homebrew
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 6:33:00 PM
I actually overheard this one in a local bar. The funny thing is it worked.

Hey, you wanna go in halves on a ****.

rayder1
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 7:46:00 PM
You look just like Hillary Clinton.
GardnerFTW
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 7:58:00 PM
Hangin' out with a friend of a friend at a bar, who just kept yelling "HEY SEXAY MOMMA" at every woman who walked by....It didn't work real well.
JonR
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 8:10:00 PM
This one only works on Republican women " Hi I'm a personal friend of Rick Maven ". JonR
tailgater
Wednesday, May 7, 2003 8:09:00 AM
"You're almost as pretty as the chick I banged last weekend"
gerber
Wednesday, May 7, 2003 8:27:00 AM
"You look so familiar--didn't you and I used to be married?"
tarheel4lyf
Thursday, May 8, 2003 8:53:00 AM
"So....are you breathing?"
Shua
Thursday, May 8, 2003 9:02:00 AM
Hey baby, did you know that I can breath from my ears?
xibbumbero
Thursday, May 8, 2003 9:40:00 AM
Hi,do you come often...I mean come HEAR often? X
auximage
Monday, May 12, 2003 3:24:00 AM
Why don't you and I go back to my place to work on some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

eleltea
Monday, May 12, 2003 4:47:00 AM
You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.
octowings
Monday, May 12, 2003 6:12:00 AM
"My face is leaving in 10 minutes! You better be on it!"

...octo

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