Yeayahs...thayat thur is'un Billiebob-joebob-leroybob Esplendidosbob Bubba, Jr. Now, he'un dun hayad him teef whut ya call "mayad up real nicen purty" see. He'un only hayad him theree teef in his 'hole heyad! Weez whur so prouahd of him for takin' suuch good care of theyem thar teef! But with him new teef, hot dang...thayat boy cayannot keep them thur wemenfolk awaya! I swan! He'un is purty close to bein' as purty as me! Pa always isa sayin' hows hes likin' me mo'betta thayan him most days. Why jus' the other day, I has to tells him to geyet offa me 'cuz he wuz crushin' my smokes, dag-gummit! Well, y'alls have a real nice day now...
