12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''

The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

After years of research, scientist have discovered a food product that lowers the sex drive in women. ..........It's called.........

Wedding Cake!

It's hard to tell when they are in the mood. So my deal with the wife is to pull on it once if she's feeling amorous...pull on it 300 times if not.

lmfao at Fatbud. 300 times. Better keep a supply of Ben Gay.

For her arm.