Hillary Clinton went to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offered question time. One little boy put up his hand, and the Senator asked him what his name is.

"Billy," the lad replies.

"And what is your question, Billy?" asked the Senator.

"I actually have three questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resumed Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put his hand up; Hillary points him out and asked him for his name.

"Larry," replied the boy.

"And what is your question?" she asks.

"I have five questions:

First--whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second--why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third--whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth--why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And fifth--what happened to Billy?"

Why doesn't Hilary wear short skirts?

She doesn't want anyone to see her balls.

I ate lunch at the local KFC.

I got the 6 piece Hillary special:

Two fat thighs, two small breasts, and two left wings.

What, no balls?

Charlie

I'll bet there were fries with that.

LMAO!!!!

Good one! Hehehe!

Mag

she is not my favorite person, but i don't make fun of w's appearance, except fot that little bouncy walk, why do you guys feel it is necessary to make fun of this person who could be the first woman president.

i would not vote for her.

W. does walk pretty funny. If ever there was a "white", tight butt, no soul walk, that's it. Not super Presidential.

Sorry my W. loving friends. Don't be mad.

Rick doesn't believe in making fun of presidents. Tell 'em, Rick, and I agree!

sketcha

your description is better by far then mine.

eleltea

i don't think i ever made fun of his appearance.

i have suggested he is a dumb ass, but that is refering to his mind, not his "white", tight butt, no soul walk" (thanks sketcha)

they do dress him nice.

how about the bouncing back and forth in a chair? like a petulant child,

again, not a reference to appearance, but behavior.

so, go after h for her behaviour, her supercilious attitude, her inability to solve her marital problems, more bill's fault then hers probably, and anything else that let's you dislike her so much.

but her appearance, that's adolescent

Uh, oh! A compliment from Rick. I'm in trouble now. I didn't mean it guys, I swear.

Really though. George Sr. walked like a president. Bill did, especially on his long, scripted walk down the hall to his "final" speech as President. Ron, of course did. His hero John Wayne had to work on it early on, but at least he knew how important it was. He just seems so uncomfortable walking. He does look good jogging though and is obviously much better at jogging past Micky D's than Bill was.

Just call 'em as I see 'em. Oh wait, no one's posted an argument with me. Never mind.

Hail to the Chief!

Rick, point taken. So, don't you think George looked great after that carrier landing?

he looked exactly like h was supposed to look. a hero meets the troops. as i said, they dress him nice.

question. a hypothetical question. a, it didn't happen, kind of question.

suppose, just suppose bush got air sick. it can happen to anyone. it could have happened to him.

what would have been done to prevent him from stepping out of the plane covered in vomit.

my best fantasy yet.

Oh the hatred must really cause you lots of sleepless nites, Rick!

Charlie

How much did it cost to fly him and the media out there for all of that hoopla? it should come out of the republican re-election fund!! Waste of time and money.

As if the Clinton's never wasted funds! Hillary is still throwing it around, and Bill will cost us a fortune since he is only 56 years old or so.

Charlie

Rick, probably the same things that would have been done to prevent us from hearing about the blew dress if they got their hands on it before we heard about it...

charlie

it is not hatred of w. he's just a pawn.

and the only time i think about him, is on the post, or if he appears sudenly on my tv and the remote is farther away then it should be.

try to remember charlie i don't hate and especially someone so insignificant. i more feel sorry for him because he thinks he is charge.