"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me
neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
* Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a ****."
* Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
* Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara
had a sense of humor!)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."
* Billy Crystal
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a ****, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams
