JonR
turning 60? well young feller, you are now able to set on the porch and whittle. soon as they take the rest of your teeth, ya'll have to decide whether to get some store bought, or just gum your cigars.
soon you'll get the trick of dozing off in the sun and managing to get up to go to the toilet before you have an accident. don't worry if you make mistakes in the beginning.
when you drop something on the floor and go to the store to buy another because it's easier then bending down to pick it up, you wll be eligible for the aarp.
