>than 100% ?

>

>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants

>over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a

>little math that might prove helpful.

>

>What makes life 100%?

>

>If:

>

>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

>

>Is represented as

>

>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

>22 23 24 25 26

>

>Then:

>

>H A R D W O R K

>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

>

>K N O W L E D G E

>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

>

>But,

>

>A T T I T U D E

>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

>

>And,

>

>B U L L S H I T

>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

>

>So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge

>will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and

>Bull**** will take you over the top.

>

>But look how far ass kissing will take you.

>

>A S S K I S S I N G

>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

>

>So the next time someone ask you to give more than

>100%, you know what is required of you.