Tobasco
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23 years ago
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Lowman
23 years ago
What's your function ??
BeatDragon
23 years ago
Hook'n up words and phrases and clauses like...

Kewl pic Mag.
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

"And":
That's an additive, like "this and that".
"But":
That's sort of the opposite,
"Not this but that".
And then there's "or":
O-R, when you have a choice like
"This or that".
"And", "but", and "or",
Get you pretty far.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two.
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
Or no choice:
"Neither now nor ever"
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He cut loose the sandbags,
But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains,
Or down to the sea.
You should always say "thank you",
Or at least say "please".

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
In complex sentences like:

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

Schoolhouse rock was greatness!
BeatDragon
23 years ago
I think I learned more from School House Rock than I did in school!

Still a kewl pic Mag
Lowman
23 years ago
Good work Spiny... I was too lazy to Google...

Low
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
I still sing the preamble to the constitution in order to remember it all.
sketcha
23 years ago
Right Spiny,

One days in 7th grade Social Studies, our teacher had planned to teach us the Preamble. We all surprised him with the song. He hadn't heard it.
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
That's hilarious!
ducati996
23 years ago
Mike,
I like your latest posts very much. Where are you getting them from?
Tobasco
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23 years ago

OK, I'll let you guys have the link to the site. There are many cool pics there. They are great wallpaper pics for your computer.

http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/dbhome.shtml 

Mag

Robby
23 years ago
I'm just a bill on Capital Hill...
sketcha
23 years ago
Anyone seen the "Im Just a Bill" cop on Simpsons called "I'm Just an Amendment"?

It's voiced by the same "Bill" guy who also did "Conjunction Junction" and it might even be the same kid.

I don't remember the whole thing but here are a few rough parts...

Kid
"So if we change the Constitution, (visual of Constitution with cross-out marks all over it) we can make all kinds of crazy laws."

Amendment
"Now you're getting it."

Amendment (singing)
"I'll make Ted Kennedy pay, if he fights back, I'll say that he's gay."


You had to be there.
Mr.Mean
23 years ago
A slice a slab or chunk of.
I'm hankering for hunk of cheeeeese.
sketcha
23 years ago
Wasn't that The Bod Squad Mean?

"Don't drown your food, in mayo or ketchup or goo..."
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