BD,
Now that I think about it a bit more, I realize you might not get the joke in post #2 since you only post here infrequently. It's not directed at you in any way.
About 4 months or so ago, there was some putz who posted a "Free cigars" thread and the first post was "email me for details". You had to buy like 2000 full color double sided business cards from him and he would draw one name from a hat containing all the buyers and one of them would be the lucky winner of a $29.99 box (CI bucks) of cigars.
The thread went to about 100 posts before he realized he was wrong and stopped arguing about "his right to advertise here".
I've heard the clips of SCB from your website, if I still lived down in LA, I'd be there, and you wouldn't have to bribe me, you guys are pretty good.