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Country Girls Taste Like Chicken

LOL - nice breasts on the left one.

A dude sits down at the bar, reaches into his inside jacket pocket and pulls out a miniature piano and sets it on the bar. He reaches into his pocket again and pulls out a little man and sets him in front of the piano and he starts playing.

The bartender says, "That's pretty cool, where'd you get that?"

"I found this persian lamp on the beach and when I went to polish it off, a genie appeared and said he would grant me one wish."

"Wow, could I try?" Said the bartender.

"Sure."

The bartender takes the lamp and polishes it and out comes a genie.

"You may have one wish." He says.

"O.K." says the bartender. "What the hell, how 'bout an million bucks?"

Just then the door swings open and a million ducks fly into the bar.

"Hey, what's going on?" Says the bartender. "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

"What? Do you think I asked for a 12" pianist?"