Before I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks

when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed

when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

Men's Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor

store. Amen