George W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same
barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a
conversation for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished
their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the
aftershave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "no thanks, my wife
Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse".
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "how about you?"
Bush replied, "go ahead, my wife has no idea what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like".
