Came in from the porch tonight after enjoying a fine cigar AND FOUND ANOTHER MAN IN BED WITH MY WIFE!

Great picture and a common scene at my place also...I have been replaced.

Reminds me of an closing joke.

An enterprising young boy went up to his traveling salseman father and said, "Hey dad, for 5 bucks I'll tell you who sleeps with mom when you're not home"

The dad's blood begins to boil, but he calmly says to his son that he'll give him 5 dollars but it must remain their "little secret".

That week the salesman is on the road and does his nightly call home. He talks to his wife and he talks to his kids. When little Johnny gets on the phone he tells his dad "Dad, I've changed my mind. I want a new bike instead of five dollars."

"What!?! We agreed on 5 bucks!" exclaimed the dad.

"I know, but now there's more than one person" whispered Johnny into the phone.

"Ok, you're on! I'll buy the bike tomorrow and put it in the car. When I get home you'll have your bike!"

The end of the week rolls around and as promised the dad has a shiny new red bike for Johnny. As Johnny gets on his bike he thanks his dad for the new bike, and the dad inquires about who's been sleeping with mommy.

As Johnny pedals down the sidewalk, he yells out "Me and Sissy!"

Robby,

The very same thing happened to me the other day!!!
EXCEPT IT WAS ANOTHER WOMAN!!!!

12 months old today!!! What a ride, huh!?!?

And I have the same photo of my girls!

All the best,

PT 😉

My wife calls it "co-sleeping". I call it "not-getting-much".

Robby,

Great pic. I'm sure your wife appreciates you posting her picture while she is sleeping.

Got Pillows ??

LOL @ rmarradino!

What's worse is being banished to the couch so she can sleep with the "other woman". It generally only happens during sick times.

Very sweet Robby.

The pillows never cease to amaze me...daughter turns 2 in August...since she was born...the pillow count has at least doubled....

RasDas

Joe

Great shot!

Boy, he's growing so fast! Look at that hair!

From a female's perspective, unless she gave you approval, you're in deep doo doo. The wife is not going to be happy about a shot of her sleeping on the internet...

Marla

Who's going to tell her?

Me, that's who!

See Robby has this here "Ploomidor", and well...









Robby, I've already checked "The Code"...didn't see it listed.