A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want...... numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You want.......Beef wif Broccori?"

thats one of my Fav's!!! or Gen Seo's Chicken...

Hog

Chicken fwy...mummble mummble..mu shu por...mummble mummble...FOUR TWENY NI!!!!

Stinks like a Poo-Poo Platter!

Hog

B

Good one Dr!! Hehe!!

Mag

There's so many Wings and Wongs in china, everytime I wing, I get the wong number.

choner

i liked yours. the mispronouncing is a stereotype that is more often wong than right.

true story. at a conference a man from the us delegation was seated next to a man who may have been chinese or japanese. (not easy to tell without the last name)

throughout the meal the american would chat with the man, sort of: likee me to pass the salt? likee the meal? likee desert?

when diner was complete the oreiental chap got up to give his speech. he spoke in flawless englsh, using french, spanish and latin to punctuate his speech. as he sat down to a round of applause, he turned to the american and said "likee spechee"

if you are responding to my post about the strawberry chicken in vegas, another "hot tip" anthony and mario's broadway pizzeria. try their small white pizza. they put the toppings on consisting of a bunch of cheezes.

if that works i can tell you about a cigar shop in vegas. no competition with cbid, they are a local native american store.