Well, it's ****. That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can be **** faced.
**** out of luck, or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together.
Find a place for your ****, or decide to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****.
Buy ****, or sell ****.
Lose ****, find ****.
Forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky ****.
Dumb ****, Crazy ****, and sweet ****.
There is bull ****.
Horse ****.
Cat ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****.
Sling ****.
Catch ****.
Shoot the ****, or duck when **** hits the fan.
You can give a ****.
Serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****, or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****.
Some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****.
Some music sounds like ****.
Things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****.
Not enough ****.
The right ****.
The wrong ****, or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****.
Have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****, and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your ****, You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****!
