Here is the back of the package.

I don't get it. What are they trying to say?

What all cigar packaging should say: "This product may cause extreme pee-pee dancing. JonR

In the interest of public health and safety, I'm offering my services to dispose of these health hazards. Anyone possessing this product should immediately send them to me for prompt disposal. Post below if you'd like the mailing address.

Sorry penzt8, I am keeping these all for myself!