eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 4:54:00 PM
1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. Since there are five people in my family, one of them must be Chinese.

I know it isn't me, therefore it must be either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Michael. Or, it could be my younger brother Ho Cha Wu. But I'm pretty sure it's Michael.

eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:11:00 PM
Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly remarks, "No bull?"

eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:14:00 PM
Two peanuts walked into a rough neighborhood bar and one was a salted.
eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:15:00 PM
Somebody stop me before I post again.
eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:23:00 PM
Too late.

Two antennas met up on the roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was wonderful.

eleltea
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 5:27:00 PM
You know, I kind of like having my own thread. I can see this thing passing "Pop Quiz - Again" by the year 2012.
xibbumbero
Tuesday, August 12, 2003 7:23:00 PM
LLT take your Prozac with a shot of tequila and go to bed. X

BTW,funny stuff.

godfather1453406
Tuesday, August 12, 2003 9:37:00 PM
A shot? Take the whole bottle
arwings
Wednesday, August 13, 2003 4:37:00 PM
Amazing how quickly, and how completely, we can get out of control, isn't it?
crgcpro
Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:15:50 PM
Not so funny
rumraider
Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:41:12 PM
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face? "
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