Years of practice lead up to perfection

that's just F'd up....

jack

you need a hobby LMAO

...words can not describe...but I agree with #2. Does that guy even know what shoes he's wearing during the day? Could he pick out his **** in a police lineup?

Maybe I should have asked before posting my last reply. Jack, is that you? If it is, words still can not describe...

IT'S GOING TO BLOW!!!!

HEY !! are you wearing shoes??

betcha can't tell.

Told his Doctor, Doc,i ain't seen my ****** for years.
Doctor says " why don't you diet"
hey thats great, what color would be best !!

ba da boom

no health problems there....

Oh my...I hope that's photoshoped...

Hey.. that looks like an overweight Paulie Walnuts.

Photoshop . . .

Looks to be about a 1/4 keg.

Chick repelling unit.

Mr.TV ?

I was thinking it kinda looks like Dave without the glasses...

I'm getting there..

Somebody pull the air hose out of that guys azz he's full !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

octo-mom

FGM ?

I suppose this is what you work on to perfect when you no longer can see your ******.