President Hillary
I took a long pull from my beer and said, "I am hung, that's why she's cutting the grass."
You'd think one of them would have seen it!!
One muffin says to the other, "Boy.....it's getting HOT in here"
The other muffin replied, "HOLY ****!!!!!! A talking muffin!!!!"
I don't know how it would turn out, but if rfenst, Topper, B_Burgess and MACS all would get together, we'd find out.
Was this me?
lawyer - will be
asshat - currently
The other looks at him and says, "dude, do you mind?! I'm eatin' here!"
One was a salted!
Nothing. You done told the broad twice!
How the hell should I know! The damned can better be open when the woman brings it too me!
What did the he fly say to the she fly when he landed next to her on the dog turd?
"Pardon me miss, is this stool taken."
She doesn't need a watch, there's a clock on the stove.
