PLEASE SEND HIM BACK A THOUSAND YEARS

TW trying to get home.

Worked on a in Houston many years ago. Wanted to stand at an intersection with a sign that said, "BROKE- Need Six-Pack, Please Help!"

^ I have one in the truck, but it's for the drive home.....sorry....... 🙂

Hell in Texas with a sign like that someone would have given you a six pack for being truthful.

^Yep...

Someone steps up with a "Will work for Food" sign, or some BS story. I ignore 'em.

Someone walks up and says "can you spot me a few bucks to buy a bottle?" I'll help him out.

There used to be a guy who stood on a freeway offramp in Oceanside with a sign that read:

"Why Lie? Hell, I need a beer."

I carry a box of energy bars in my truck and pass them out to the corner dwellers with signs. About half reject it. WTF

There were 3 college age kids with a sign that said, "We're starving, need $$." One of them said, "Please help feed my wife and nine starving children!" I said, "Yeah, right." So he crossed it out and wrote, "Need money for pot!" I said, "At least you're honest," and gave him my pocket change.

John Titor?