Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little

desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.

What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ..................the restaurateur

Guday................... the half-Australian brother Huray.................... the sports fanatic

Kuntay & Kintay........the twins from the African mother

Sayhay....................the baseball player

Ojay........................the stalker / murderer

Gulay.......................the singer / entertainer

Ebay.......................the internet czar

Biliray......................the country music star

Ecksray...................the radiologist

Puray.......................the blender factory owner Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay......................the one with bad hair:

Among the sisters:

Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old

Lattay........................the coffee shop owner

Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister

Dushay......................the clean sister

Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house

Sapheway..................the grocery store owner

Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister

Gudlay........................the prostitute

The sky was dark

The moon was high

All alone

Just her and I

Her hair so soft

Her eyes so blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

To place my hand

On her breasts

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart

And when she did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

Milking a cow!