We moved all the damn bears.

I thought it would be funny to line them up.

Every one of the damn things is from Harrods. One each year (marked on the foot) that she was in England, or her brother was there.

Its crap like this that required we move to a bigger place.

^ I feal your pain Bro!

"I thought it would be funny to line them up"

Actually, taking them outside, forming a rumba line with them, dousing them in gasoline and lighting them on fire, now that would be funny.

At least _I'd_ be laughing. Your girlfriend? ehhhh, not so much.

I like to kid* my wife and children and tell them that I am going to rent a chipper and make mulch out of every single toy in the house.

* not kidding.....actually dead serious!

I used to leave the bears lying around the office in dirty poses.

Dude . . .

PETA VISIT COMING !!

Your girlfriend's bears. Yeeaaahhhh, go with that one.

Uh... ya.... whatever you got to tell yourself. Blame it on the GF if it helps ya sleep at night.

You should post the picture of you and the Bears singing your favorite American Idol moments

Baron

I think some dance moves might be better captured by film.... 🙂

he shreds these and he's gonna be behind bars instead....

You can pick up little leather outfits for them too if you wanna try that with those poses....

Is your girlfriend 6?

^ If she were 6, I'd have a hell of a lot fewer bears.

Your s/o and Mrs. Pacman would get along well, except with Mrs. Pacman it's white bears. Found that out the hard way when I tried to integrate a "bear of color" into the whitebread bear neighborhood in the guest room.

That's about the time I discovered that the 6-7 giant stuffed animals I'd won for Mrs. Pacman at fairs and carnivals were missing. I threw my arm out to win those things, and turns out she just gave them away when we moved. I felt like someone had taken down all my trophies in the hunting lodge.

^12

Mrs Tank, that's a great idea...

Hey MACS, can I borrow a few of your strap-ons to put on the bears? 🙂 (please clean them before mailing)

Pacman... I understand. In the gf's case they have to be the annual one from harrods. No other bear is acceptable.

The one I win, I find parts of all over the house. The wife gives them to the dog....

#16 I got it easy. The $10 bear at Wally World works if it's mostly white and different than something she already has. Well, that and a pair of $160 ugly boots.

Victor,

You are getting gayer all the time.

I see a ton of bears. Are all of the bunnies on the stove?

Don't let Cooper into your house, he will shot them all...

Charlie