The Procrastinator's Creed

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in propoartion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.

I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possiblity for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

I truely believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

Amen...Have a great day...or just put it off until tomorrow.

Amen brother. X

I think i'll read this later.....

Eric

I am going to read this entire post tomorrow.

Here's another one, I live by this one. LOL

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried, and never try again.

LOL @ Homebrew. That's a good one.

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

I was going to reply to this yesterday but I was busy not doing the things I was supposed to do the day before.

Barry