Reminds me of the one about the Blond and Brunette...
the Brunette is up on the tracks jumping from one rail to the other saying 32,32,32,32,32... Blond walks up and asked hey what ya doing... Counting... so she begins to do the one rail to the other.. 32,32,32,32
pretty soon you hear the train whistle... Brunette steps off the tracks while the blond remains trying to keep count as she jumps from one rail to the other... then SPLAT!!!!!! Brunette slaps her hands together and steps back up to the tracks 33,33,33,33,33.....
Hog