ScottHar
18 years ago
"Honey, am I already as fat and gross as I was last pregnancy?"

Others?

ScottHar
pgje51
18 years ago

Is it in yet?
8trackdisco
18 years ago
"Do these pants make me look fat?"

pacman357
18 years ago
Why does Keira Knightley have a restraining order against you?
borndead1
18 years ago
"Do you ever think about other women?"
romulus
18 years ago
"I can't believe I gained 5 pounds. I starved my self all week long and look...my butt is stillfat!"
nine999
18 years ago
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
herfsnipe
18 years ago
"How many girlfriends did you have before you met me? It's Ok. You can tell me. We're married now, it won't matter."
borndead1
18 years ago
"Do you think Salma Hayek is prettier than me?"
J.Redleg
18 years ago
How many cigars do you have?
maddman
18 years ago
Who you voting 4?

Why is there air?

Who invited U?

Are we there yet?

Can you hear me now?

we could be here all week!
donutboy2000
18 years ago
Is that all you got?
18 years ago
Is the media biased....?

c3s
edsbar60
18 years ago
SteveR, can you free Bloody?
Charlie
18 years ago
ditto that....LOL

Charlie
Charlie
18 years ago
Do I still look as pretty as I did the day you met me?

Charlie
edsbar60
18 years ago
Does andytv wear pink undies? j/k!
ScottHar
18 years ago
"Did you notice that tattoo on our waitress's breast?"

ScottHar
8trackdisco
18 years ago
I'm secure in our relationship, I don't mind you looking at other women. Just point the ones out you think are pretty.
lou2row
18 years ago
What is that sore on your lip?
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