Lights on, Jesus happy.

Lights off, Jesus sad.

Walk towards the light? No thanks ...

... and WHY are the kids looking at 'it' ???

I think there is a special level in hell for the guy who created that.

Slim I agree with you I am a very open minded person but after looking at this switch plate it is obvious why it was created. Some people are just evil.

Maybe it is for Christian Pedaphiles......it is rather alarming...

Charlie

Certainly is Blasphemy in my mind.

There is something very wrong with people who make this stuff and moreso with people that buy it and put it on the wall.

I remember seeing these many years ago, I find it hard to believe the person that made these and the people that have them were thinking the thoughts that are being posted.

And I also see the potential for this thread to go downhill quickly. 🙂

WT.

Jesus loves you this I know

because the light switch tells me so.

He looks happy.

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations,

We will travel every nation,

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations,

We will travel every nation,

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes

As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus

Glued to the dashboard of my car,

You can buy Him phosphorescent

Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,

Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary

Long as I have magnetic Mary

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel I'm protected amply

I've got the whole damn Holy Family

Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a

Pedestal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary

'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary

Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles

Long as I got the Twelve Apostles

Bolted to the dashboard of my car

Don't I have a pious mess

Such a crowd of holiness

Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

But I think he'll have to go

His magnet ruins my radio

And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare

With his nose up in the air

A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind

Trouble coming, he don't see

He just keeps his eyes on me

And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Though the sun shines on his back

Makes him peel, chip, and crack

A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross

I let them know who's boss

I never blow my horn or give them warning

I ride all over town

Trying to run them down

And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

His halo fits just right

And I use it as a sight

And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam

He don't care if I say Damn

I can let all sorts of curses roll

Plastic Jesus doesn't hear

For he has a plastic ear

The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Once his robe was snowy white

Now it isn't quite so bright

Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew

God made Him a Christian too

Paradoxes populate my car

Joseph beams with a feigned elan

From the shaggy dash of my furlined van

Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling

Jesus dainty and beguiling

Knee-deep in the piling of my van

His message clear by night or day

My phosphorescent plastic Gay

Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin

I got my ceramic Satan

Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home

The women know I'm on the level

Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil

Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home

Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home

Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night

And the police think I'm tight

They'll never find my bottle, though they ask

Plastic Jesus shelters me

For His head comes off, you see

He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Ride with me and have a dram

Of the blood of the Lamb

Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

And for the lyricly impared...

RIP my friends Country ****** and Buddy Blue.

you know my opinion about religions, but this is about as low as anything i have seen.

i won't even mention,

yes i will,

catholic pedophile priests

slim

i wish you had not posted that.

i didn't think i could be that upset by sacrilege

Produced by Muslims?

Naw, made in China

Charlie

As sick as this is, I honestly believe that this was NOT intended to be as it appears. Some schmuck created this, and some other schmuck bought it.

I'm going to attribute this to bad ideas, bad marketing, and pure stupidity. But NOT sacriledge.

^ I agree.

I saw a picture of a "YMCA" pose the other day that was extremely sac religious..........but also very funny.

somewhere out there is a young punk rock band trying to figure out what their album cover should look like......

Yo Slim:

"I think there is a special level in hell for the guy who created that."

And also for the guy who posted it, huh.

JonR

It Is reassuring To Know There Are People Sicker Then I Am.Remember The People Who Made This Must Not HAve Seen It.If So Shame On Them And How Well Are We For Seeing The Humor In It.