So I learned an important lesson.

TW is smarter than he looks.

I thought I was untouchable.

I knew no one on this board had my address.

Yet without even knowing where it was going, TW managed to smack me upside the head.

You little f-er. That package was NOT supposed to encourage return fire. If you got my email, you know why I sent it. It was both because you deserved it, and because I wanted to send it. Not so you could somehow convince some gullible **** to forward a package on to me.

I don't even know what I got hit with. GF called me up tonight and said I got a package from M&E Enterprises. That made my heart drop a bit right there.

So, I ask her to open it up. She opens it and says "That's odd. there's another box inside it. It's from a Tim W... TO M&E Enterprises". I'm absolutely crestfallen. Depressed beyond belief actually.

I ask her to open that box. "It's full of cigars!" She exclaims. "Oh! You're gonna love this! There's a bunch of great stuff in here!"

... continued... "There's a couple Opuses in here!"

I don't know all of what you sent TW... it sounds like this is going to hurt come Thursday. I'll see it when I get home. But I really was hoping you wouldn't be able to reach me.

I guess this is a lesson learned. I'm going to have to come up with a better way of doing anonymous packages.

no one is out of reach, TW knows ALL....

... crafty little ****.

victor808

"So I learned an important lesson. TW is smarter than he looks."

If dumb is ugly, that's not saying much. Ugly and gay...very, very, very gay.

TW has no morals either!!!

You could have changed the lyrics to your song...

I was gaining respect in ya Vic, even talked Highly of ya...

No Question, No Answer...

Hog

This better mean a timeout.

^ LMAO he wont even get a slap on da azz....

Ya Know What I Mean! LOL

Hog

"You could have changed the lyrics to your song"

Not completely sure what ya mean there hog... I'm gonna guess the title of the thread...

I suppose it could have been "golly gee willikers tw", but that was lacking a little razzamataz. 🙂

For the record, being non-religious, I mean goddammit strictly in a language sense with no reference to anybody's god or anybody's damnation.

Vic -

The guy at Hab House has no idea about personal identifiable info. He read me your addy to ensure it was the correct one. I told him it was.

Are you serious!?!?!??

What a waste of two separate moves.

Now I need to move again.

Crap.

I am serious. We had about a 1/2 hour chat. Nice guy. But he talked and talked and talked. I had left a message and he called back leaving his cell number. If you ever need to call him on the road let me know.

Sigh....

I guess I can't complain too much. Found your addy online, called your work and got them to verify it etc etc... "I need to send a package to your ..... I believe his name is T... W..."

if it makes you feel better there was only one good one. the rest were pedestrian

Funny how things work around here.

:^0

true

:^O

sonofabitch!

This wasn't a "5er"

This was a 5er from hell!

Lemme see,

Anejo (never smoked one, always wanted to)

Opus Lancero (beautiful shape!)

R y J Reserva figurado maduro! (only had one, I loved it!)

PG Anniversary?!?!? (looks good, don't know it though)

and a Hemmi Untold Story (maduro, I think)....

See what you did TW? Now we aren't even anymore..... Now I'm gonna have to move again, and then send something more.

Maybe I should get everyone to send you 2 Perdomo Lot 23s... 🙂